I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live happily ever laughter.
Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.
I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.
If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.
We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole education system is set up to teach us how to think, not to feel.
The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in.
I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time to think about what would cause the other person to feel good.
My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York harbor, holding high a torch to welcome people seeking freedom in America. I instantly fell in love.
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – like showering.
A Russian Reversal quote on Uncyclopedia’s Soviet Union article? How original.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drive you!
In Soviet Russia, party always finds you!
When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.