I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
I don’t take gifts from perfect strangers – but then, nobody is perfect.
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
I want a man who’s kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.
To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.
I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.
Macho does not prove mucho.
Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.
I don’t remember anybody’s name. How do you think the “dahling” thing got started?
You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn’t.
I think breeds of dogs and breeds of men are quite a bit alike. If you think it’s insulting that I compare people with animals, well, if you knew how I love animals, you would understand that coming from me, this is a compliment.
I’ve never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them.
I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.