I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.
Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they’ll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back.
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, you're doing something.
I am not young enough to know everything.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory, which states that this has already happened.
You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.
Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.
I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.