Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others preoccupy themselves with simpler tasks such as understanding the theory of relativity.
There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.
It is a truism to say that the dog is largely what his master makes of him: he can be savage and dangerous, untrustworthy, cringing and fearful; or he can be faithful and loyal, courageous and the best of companions and allies.
While I was serving, I worked as an adventure training officer, teaching soldiers how to ski, canoe and climb.
Rivalry is one of the factors pushing me. While my back was turned, the Norwegians managed to achieve the first Arctic crossing in winter. I didn’t want the same to happen in the Antarctic.
The ultimate starting point for planning any adventure or expeditionby far and away the greatest book on earth.
Whenever feasible, pick your team on character, not skill. You can teach skills; you can’t teach character.
I go on expeditions for the same reason an estate agent sells houses – to pay the bills.
As a rule, anything that is pretty you avoid when on an expedition in the polar extremes. Normally anything other than white means a hazard such as a crevasse.
No one will pay you for planning an expedition at first: you have to work in pubs at weekends so you can pay the gas bills. I joined the Territorial Army, which paid me when I turned up to drill nights, and so did my wife.
People who go to the polar regions are statistically less likely to die than salesmen who drive on motorways in England.
People should be treated the same and, if black or brown, they should neither be penalized nor rewarded. Positive discrimination is counterproductive.
I did not intend to blow up anything in particular but fancied the notion that I had the capacity to do so, given.