When someone tells me “no,” it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it simply means I can’t do it with them.
Life is too short to deal with crazy people.
It feels good to know that if I died tomorrow I would have absolutely no regrets about things I wanted to do in life but did not try.
No, I’m not in a bad mood. Why do you ask? You think I need to be in a bad mood to let you know I think you’re an idiot?