There is absolutely nothing humorous at the Masters. Here, small dogs do not bark and babies do not cry.
The harder you work, the luckier you get.
When travelling, I make a point of eating a proper diet no matter where I am in the world. It is getting much easier to eat a vegetarian or vegan based diet.
The closer you can live to being a vegetarian the better.
You can always speak with great authority on how well you played today, but never on how you’ll play tomorrow.
I don’t have any hesitation saying I’ve traveled more miles than any human being who ever lived. I’ve been doing it for 60 years.
Perhaps the most important thing I can tell you about equipment is to experiment and keep an open mind.
I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro.
Golf is a puzzle without an answer.
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just don’t want an early tee time.
If you are going to keep company with me, don’t embarrass me.
The pressure gets worse the older you get. The hole starts to look the size of a Bayer aspirin.
When a rules man gives you a ruling, that’s it. Amen.
I think that if people would be willing to grow some of their own food or eat locally grown organic foods on a regular basis we could significantly decrease the amount of harmful chemicals we pump into our soil every day.
Enjoy the game. Happy golf is good golf.
But golf being an international game and everybody loving the game the way they do, if you want to spread the game of golf, it’s good that you have great competition.
I’ve traveled more than any human being who’s ever lived.
I wish I could put a patent on that thing. That was so straight I had to lean over sideways to see the flag!
I try to work with God as a partner.
Each shot is important.