The cynicism that you have is not your real soul.
Real recognize real, I suppose.
A lot of people question how talented I am. But I’m a real dude and I know real things and I’ve seen real people get their head blown off.
Real adventure is defined best as a journey from which you may not come back alive, and certainly not as the same person.
A real capitalist knows that $10 given today does a lot more good than $100 given 10 years from now.
My real last name is Galifianakisburg.
I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life.
My stand-up is more like how I am in real life. I don’t really do a character thing in stand-up. It’s just a bunch of sentences that are supposed to be funny.
You become a different writer when you approach a short story. When things are not always having to represent other things, you find real human beings begin to cautiously appear on your pages.
You’ve got certain guys that just want to be famous and then you’ve got the real musicians that just love playing music.
Look closer and you’ll see something extraordinary, mystifying, something real and true. We have never been what we seemed.
Death is the only real elegance.
My most interesting memory is of my first real dream. I was a caterpillar, wriggling around in the earth, just the way a caterpillar would. Following my caterpillar whims, completely unaware of anyone.
The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job.
The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
Integrity gives you real freedom because you have nothing to fear since you have nothing to hide.
The long-term study of GMO foods is going on in real time and in real life. Not in a lab.
Real Madrid is the most important thing that happened to me, both as a footballer and as a person.
I think the best comedic actors don’t play it for comedy, they play it for reality. Then you find it funny because it’s real. Playing the genre is the worst thing you can do – it’s embarrassing.
If I were to work with my mom, I probably would not want her to play my mom. That would get too real.