Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
There are more beauty parlors than there are beauties.
One of my major shortcomings – I’m vindictive. I don’t know why that is. Even in petty things in my life I tend to strike back. It’s a lot more pleasurable a sensation than feeling threatened.
Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you don’t return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldn’t want that to happen, would you.
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
There’s nothing people like better than being asked an easy question. For some reason, we’re flattered when a stranger asks us where Maple Street is in our hometown and we can tell him.
There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.
I don’t think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number?
Every one starts out being an atheist.
Great teachers are usually a little crazy.
The teacher who knows the most about a subject isn’t necessarily the one who can teach it best.
No one likes the house next door to look worse or a lot better than his own.
Numbers tend to give the impression that there’s more order in the world than there is.
The English language is more complex than calculus because numbers don’t have nuances.
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
In spite of some bad experiences, I’m a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
Before a kid learns how to use a computer that can solve mathematical problems, he or she should know how to do arithmetic without a computer.