The man responsible for keeping Americans safe from another terrorist attack on American soil for nearly seven years now will go down in history as one of America’s greatest presidents.
Enjoy most: the prospect of having an impact on the public debate. Irritating liberals is a close second.
I give speeches at megachurches across America, and the one thing that’s really striking about it is how utterly, completely diverse they are, and completely unself-consciously. At these huge megachurches the idea that the more Christian you are, the less tolerant you would be is preposterous.
No wonder you guys lost.
Democrats cannot conceive of “hate speech” towards Christians because, in their eyes, Christians always deserve it.
But all liberals only have empathy for the exact same victims – always the ones that are represented by powerful liberal interest groups.
Before the New York Times starts running “Portraits in Grief” of former Enron employees, it’s worth remembering that even after the collapse, Enron stock is still worth more than the entire Social Security “trust fund.”
Most people in the Tea Party are nice, but that hasn’t stopped liberals from hating them.
You know, OK, I made a few jokes and they killed 3000 Americans. Fair trade.
We have way too many lawyers, the price for them has plummeted and you will have a miserable and unsatisfying life. Unless you get into Harvard Law. You could be in a yurt on the Mongolian Plateau and they’ll say, “Oh you must be smart. You went to Harvard Law.”
Hollywood liberals could not be reached for comment on the cost of the inauguration because they were being fitted for gowns and jewelry worth millions of dollars in anticipation of Oscar night.
The Democrats appear to be the only people who still believe there is any efficacy to the UN.
Democrats are firm believers in the welfare state for their own constituents, whether that’s a crack addict mother of five or a Wall Street banker.
On one hand, liberals are enraged at the heinousness of Mark Sanford – whom they didn’t vote for – for not resigning and, on the other, they’re enraged at Palin – whom they also didn’t vote for – for resigning.
All Democrats for the last 30 years have tried to stimulate the economy by giving ‘tax cuts’ to people who don’t pay taxes.
I think Obama has redefined the Democratic Party. It used to be the party of acid, amnesty, and abortion, and now it’s surrender, socialism, and subprime mortgages.
Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, “Of course, we all agree,” your antennae should go up. This is how liberals couch statements they assume all Americans would demand they make, but which they secretly chafe at.
The only important lesson from the Vietnam War is this: Democrats lose wars.
It is an article of faith with the Democrats that they must fool Americans by simulating agreement with normal people. The winner of the Democratic primary is always the candidate who does the best impersonation of an American.
I support guns and I support the death penalty. Half of my interviews are convincing liberals they’re not liberal.