Democrats haven’t been this upset about an American engaging in free speech since Juanita Broaddrick opened her yap.
No torture has yet been devised that could get a liberal to mention the poor, beleaguered Kurds dancing in the streets because Saddam is gone.
In California, the fabulously rich support the poor with government jobs, paid for by the middle class which is now living in Arizona.
When a feminist as strident as Garofalo is defending the Hussein regime, you have to wonder if her newfound sobriety has hit a rough patch.
If liberals think they are losing elections because of the conservative bias in the media, they may as well give up right now.
The spirit of the First Amendment has been effectively repealed for conservative speech by a censorious, accusatory mob.
Not all Muslims may be terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslims.
I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.
Liberals hate religion because politics is a religion substitute for liberals and they can’t stand the competition.
You will find liberals always rooting for savages against civilization.
We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say.
I defy any of my coreligionists to tell me they do not laugh at the idea of Dawkins burning in hell.
Clinton masturbates in the sinks.
If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.
I’m getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how ‘moderate’ and ‘centrist’ they are by taking more of my money and freedom. Where’s this center – somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?
Press passes can’t be that hard to come by if the White House allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to sit within yards of the President.
No matter what argument you make against evolution, the response is Well, you know, it’s possible to believe in evolution and believe in God. Yes, and it’s possible to believe in Spiderman and believe in God, but that doesn’t prove Spiderman is true.
You want to be careful not to become just a blowhard.
The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals.
My track record is pretty good on predictions.