If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam – oh wait, he does.
The fact that a Republican is in the late Senator Kennedy’s old seat probably must have him rolling in his grave, probably spilling his drink.
When every one of your arguments is characterized an attempt to bring back slavery or resegregate lunch counters, it’s a little hard to have any sort of productive debate.
When you try to figure out what the religious right is, it ultimately comes down either to one man, Pat Robertson, or anyone who believes in a higher being and wants their taxes cut.
The idea that making an activity legal would reduce its incidence is preposterous. This is exactly like the Clintonian statement about wanting to make abortion ‘safe, legal and rare.’ The most effective way to make something ‘rare’ is to make it illegal.
The Democratic Party supports criminals and Islamic terrorists but has no sympathy for taxpayers.
In another show of America’s force to the world, when the Soviets invaded Afghanistan, Carter responded by boycotting the Olympics. And thus was a fearsome blow struck at little fourteen-year-old American girls who had spent their lives training for the Olympics.
Whenever a liberal begins a statement with ‘I don’t know which is more frightening,’ you know the answer is going to be pretty clear.
Why couldn’t Obama have picked somebody respectable as his running mate, you know, like John Kerry did?
As the leader of twelve apostles, even Jesus had more executive experience than Obama.
When we were at peace, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now there’s a war, so Democrats want to raise taxes. When there was a surplus, Democrats wanted to raise taxes. Now that there is a mild recession, Democrats want to raise taxes.
Clinton’s attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. I can’t remember was the first thing was.
Conservatives have a problem with women. For that matter, all men do.
Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
If only Al Sharpton were around, Lincoln would have known he was a victim of racism.
In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.
Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties – provided we’re only talking about criminals.
The Democrats have no actual policy proposals of their own unless constant carping counts as a policy.
They’ve hit us and we’ve got to hit back hard, and I’m not just talking about the terrorists.
We were terrified that Jones would settle. It was contrary to our purpose of bringing down the president.