As the saying goes: God made man and woman; Colonel Colt made them equal.
I’m not going to be lectured to.
I’ve decided to cut out the part of the speech where I say anything nice about Democrats.
It’s just like a liberal, they import slaves, they hold slaves, they fight for slavery, they go to war in a civil war to defend slavery. They then install legal discrimination against blacks for a hundred years.
Since liberals never print retractions, they can say anything. What they said in the past is always deemed inadmissible and unfair to quote.
It confirms my idea that you also need more liberal gun laws. Guns lead to a polite society, as we like to say in the United States. And I think that all of western Canada would agree with me.
I’m getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.
In the history of the nation, there has never been a political party so ridiculous as today’s Democrats. It’s as if all the brain-damaged people in America got together and formed a voting bloc.
The tolerant liberal suddenly becomes very intolerant when their official religion is challenged.
I really liked Deadheads and the whole Dead concert scene: the tailgating, the tie-dye uniforms, the camaraderie it was like NASCAR for potheads.
So for those of you who haven’t read any of my five best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly.
For years, Mount Holyoke professor Joseph ‘Full Metal Jacket’ Ellis had been regaling students, interviewers and friends with gripping stories of his service in Vietnam.
David Axelrod says we need to inspire more young people to be journalists? How about inspiring journalists to be journalists?
The question isn’t whether we ‘need’ guns. It’s wether the government should have a monopoly on force.
Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.
There’s been another mass shooting by a crazy person, and liberals still refuse to consider institutionalizing the dangerously mentally ill.
When Obama boasts that it will be a huge boon to the economy to give amnesty to millions of low-wage workers, who won’t pay income taxes but will need a lot of government services, remember: Obamacare was supposed to save money, too.
NBC’s The West Wing is an icon for bad stories; Gitmo is a place where we keep an eye on evil, dangerous people who want to kill us.
There’s never a recession if you work for the government.
Liberals don’t love big government because they think it’s efficient, compassionate, fair or even remotely useful. They support big government because they are guaranteed the support of nearly everyone who works for the government.