As long as American liberals are going to keep announcing that they’re embarrassed for their country, how about being embarrassed by our public schools or by our ridiculous trial lawyer culture that other countries find laughable?
If you attack Ann Coulter, you don’t end up with your cat killed or your tires slashed.
Hearing politicians tell us we can’t afford a tax cut is like listening to a glutton tell you he can’t afford a diet. In no other context do people talk about paying for money they don’t have. I can’t pay for your refusal to give me money because I need a yacht.
Now liberals compare their every riot, every traffic blockage, every Starbucks-window-smashing street protest to the civil rights movement – which was only necessary because of them.
I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.
This is what Christianity is. We believe the Old Testament, but ours is more like Federal Express. You have to obey laws.
Democrats always assure us that deterrence will work, but when the time comes to deter, they’re against it.
Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Ironically, since Obama was elected, for the first time in my life I’m sometimes not proud of my country.
I think being called a she-devil by a trial lawyer is meant as a compliment.
I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote.
It may be annoying, but the rash of hijackings by Connecticut WASP girls surely explains the time-consuming – but still somehow completely useless – examination of my personal effects. We all have to make sacrifices for airline safety.
This is what Christians consider themselves: perfected Jews.
Liberals don’t have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or – God forbid – church, but it would be nice if they’d stop lying all the time.
Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. You’re for them or against them. Taxes go up or down; government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words ‘abortion’ or ‘tax hikes’ pass their lips.
You can describe Christianity and you can also describe liberalism. Christianity has certain beliefs, tenets, doctrines. Not all Christians are always living up to them. Similarly, not all liberals are living up to the tenets of liberalism.
The really amazing part, to me, was when Florida made it into the Final Four, the Democrats didn’t demand a recount.
There are always going to be Muslim atrocities! Whenever the media starts obsessing with ISIS, I think you’re hiding something.
There were precisely two groups of people who desperately wanted airport security to be browbeaten into giving suspicious passengers a pass: terrorists and Democrats.
It would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950 – except Goldwater in ’64 – the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted.