A word to those of you out there who have yet to be offended by something I have said: Please be patient. I am working as fast as I can.
According to the California Hospital Association, health care for illegal aliens is costing state taxpayers well over $1 billion a year. Eighty-four hospitals across California have already been forced to close because of unpaid bills by illegal aliens.
Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation’s moral decay.
Liberals tell amazing lies about guns and everything else.
With the terrible earthquake and resulting tsunami that have devastated Japan, the only good news is that anyone exposed to excess radiation from the nuclear power plants is now probably much less likely to get cancer.
But ultimately, the purpose of marriage is to transmit civilization to the next generation. There has never been an institution that does it as well as marriage, and that is marriage between a man and a woman.
If Mexican farm labor is so much cheaper, maybe we should be growing our fruits and vegetables in Mexico. There’s absolutely no reason to import Mexicans to do something they could do at home and then sell to us. I believe this is what economists call “competitive advantage”.
It’s impossible to talk without labels. “Dog” is a label, but that doesn’t mean it’s meaningless, nor does it mean there’s no difference in a Shih Tzu and a Doberman.
It’s interesting how Obama’s adorers in the press keep comparing him to Lincoln and Reagan. Apparently they can’t think of a Democrat president worthy of being compared to.
As president, Clinton sold burial plots in Arlington Cemetery and liberals shrugged it off. What really gets their goat is the autopen. Evidently, the important thing was that every one of those pardons Clinton sold for cash on his last day in office was signed by Bill Clinton personally.
I cut through the nonsense with the blinding light of truth.
Being nice to people is, in fact, one of the incidental tenets of Christianity, as opposed to other religions whose tenets are more along the lines of ‘kill everyone who doesn’t smell bad and doesn’t answer to the name Mohammed’
There is no surer proof of Christ’s divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.
Everything that liberals want they call a civil right. This avoids them having to argue about it and puts the halo around the issue.
The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.
While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.
My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that’s because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism.
There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats.
Liberals love to strike generous, humanitarian poses with other people’s lives.