According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
Please don’t ask me what the score is. I’m not even sure what the game is.
I don’t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
I’m not always depressed: only when I think and feel.
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion.
We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
I want to reach your mind – where is it currently located?
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It’s caused by the absence of you.
I can do only one thing at a time, but I can avoid doing many things simultaneously.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
Why is the place where I want to be so often so far from where I am?
I’m just moving clouds today, tomorrow I’ll try mountains.
Take heart! Many great things have been done by people in poor mental health.
Even when I’m happy and successful, life still goes on.
Fortunately in my work there’s always a choice: I can choose to do it willingly or unwillingly.
Please don’t tell me there’s no need to worry, it’s the only thing I’m any good at.
To the Tax Office: All is over between us. Please don’t attempt to communicate with me again.
Please don’t believe everything you hear about me, regardless of how true it may be.