All people are different. That’s why everybody should be treated the same.
I was unemployed for a long time, but I couldn’t adjust to the hours.
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
My object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.
In a democracy, every little wrong idea may grow up to become national policy.
To be sure of winning, invent your own game, and never tell any other player the rules.
My life so far has been a long series of things I wasn’t ready for.
What should I do if my problems aren’t all solved by the time I die?
More books have resulted from somebody’s need to write than from anybody’s need to read.
My worst personal problem is that my computer doesn’t understand me.
The price of freedom keeps going up, but the quality keeps deteriorating.
Life can be very deep, but I’m trying to stay at the shallow end.
Instead of past, present and future, I’d prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.
I hope I can settle my internal conflicts without bloodshed.
By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.
Just when I nearly had the answer, I forgot the question.
The majority is never right, unless it includes me.
Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about.
It’s easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.