The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
It’s well-known that men and women are different but it keeps being re-discovered with great excitement.
There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.
Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?
The hand can be quicker than the eye, and the mouth can be quicker than the brain.
Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.
Don’t let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
The older you get, the more important it is to not act your age.
If I had more skill in what I’m attempting, I wouldn’t need so much courage.
One possible reason that I don’t believe in fate is that I wasn’t fated to.
If you think communication is all talking, you haven’t been listening.
Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?
Even if you’re not enjoying the flight, it’s futile to threaten to get out and walk.
There’s so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.
Once I wanted total happiness – now I will settle for a little less pain.
At great expense, we have built a vast system of inter-connecting stupidities.
Every time I do it at least proves I can still do it.
I recently had my problems on the run, but now they’ve re-grouped, and are making another attack.
I can face anything, except the future, and certain parts of the past and present.