My first line of defense against reality is called sleep.
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
My problems aren’t big but it doesn’t necessarily take a big problem to kill me.
I have just discovered the truth, and can’t understand why everybody isn’t eager to hear it.
Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
Somehow I reached excess without ever noticing when I was passing through satisfaction.
The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
How can there ever possibly be a conflict between my private interests and the public good?
Tell me again how much you agree with me.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.
Not everything I dislike should be destroyed, some of it should simply be moved farther away.
I am irrevocably committed to being permanently indecisive.
My life has been greatly influenced by many books which I have never read.
I hope I never become so used to the world that it no longer seems wonderful.
Vote wisely, even if that means not voting at all.
I have nothing definite to apologize for; I’m just sorry about everything in general.
There’s only one thing more beautiful than a beautiful dream, and that’s a beautiful reality.
If you want to put yourself on the map, publish your own map.
My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.