Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?
The task I’ve been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
It’s hard letting go of the past, when there are no firm handholds in the future.
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
Speak nothing but the truth, and you’ll soon be considered dangerous.
One thing about pain: It proves you’re alive.
Unlike most other people, I’m just an average person.
Hold on to me: Someday I may be quite valuable.
It’s amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
If coffee didn’t exist, somebody would have to invent it for me very soon.
Please don’t tell me to relax, it’s only my tension that’s holding me together.
I’ve found the secret of happiness, total disregard of everybody.
It’s good to have some certainty in life, even if it’s only that I’m in deep trouble.
Where would I be without my sense of direction.
You can never discard too many bad ideas.
History records no more gallant struggle than that of humanity against the truth.
Without me there could be no everybody.
Life is a process of losing our illusions, until we finally lose the illusion that we’re alive.
Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.