If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.
If only our great thinkers could learn to talk, and our great talkers could learn to think.
Not even a great leader can get very far without great people to lead.
Forgive me now – tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.
Words are a wonderful form of communication, but they will never replace kisses and punches.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
The closest you will ever come in this life to an orderly universe is a good library.
Unless you move, the place where you are is the place where you will always be.
If we could all hear one another’s prayers, God might be relieved of some of his burdens.
I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.
Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can’t be sure until you change them.
Forgive me for allowing myself to be hurt by you so easily.
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
Beware! I’m acting under the influence of human nature.
History may never have all the facts, but history always has the last word.
The longer I live, the less chance I’ll ever recover from what life keeps doing to me.
My life shows a clear pattern of total unpredictability.
Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.