Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.
I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.
Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?
Why would anyone get married and have babies? That’s the dumbest idea I’ve ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I’ve ever heard in my life.
Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you’ll get hired.
I was 18 when I started. I was hanging out with some friends and they asked if I had tried stand-up before. I hadn’t, but I thought: ‘What the hell?’ So I went to an open mic night, and I liked it.
Even in my stand-up, there’s a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
Any jokes I make I try to make sure it’s on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie.
If you look up feminist in the dictionary, it just means someone who believes men and women have equal rights...
My dad grew up basically in a hut in Taiwan without enough food to eat. And within one generation his son in America gets to do a comedy show about whatever he wants.
I’ve always tried to maintain that I don’t have any advice to give. I’m a curious observer.
For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.
Acting is a plum gig, and then animation is an even more plum gig.
I’m kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
Others fear what the morrow may bring. I am afraid of what happened yesterday.
Let’s have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting ‘Gangnam style!’ yelled at them by bros around the world.
I guess after college, I just got really into food. I also think going on the road doing stand-up makes you more into food. Because when you travel like that, one of the things to do is find really good places to eat.
Fiddling knobs, touching keys, having fun with a full grown man.
Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn’t notice.
Everyone steals. My favorite movie is Love Don’t Cost a Thing with Nick Cannon. Which is based on Can’t Buy Me Love, which is based on Kramer vs. Kramer, or something, which I think was Shakespeare.