Let’s go to Brunch. What a great idea! Why would you want to sleep in on a Sunday when you can go pay $18 for eggs? Now, you’re thinking.
To me this is not yelling. I am not yelling. I’m just passionate about my opinions and I want to tell you all of them before you start talking again.
Do you know how many times a week people ask me why I’m yelling?
Only an adult with dying dreams can appreciate how awesome it is to have a dog.
I actually had the urge to elbow an elderly lady today...
I gotta be honest with you. Im kind of jealous of the way my dad gets to talk to my mom sometimes. Where are all those old-school women you can just take your day out on? When did they stop making those angels?
Haven’t you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald’s has a new sandwich?