Here’s the good news. If I realize that I’m insane, then I’m okay with it. I’m not dangerous insane.
Duh! So, we’re asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?
I don’t have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
There’s a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don’t involve show business. I’m going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.
When friends asked me, Can we help? I’d say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
What is a normal childhood? We weren’t rich, we were pretty middle-class. My dad survived from job to job; with him taking care of so many relatives, he couldn’t save any money.
I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.
The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?
What you come to discover is, it isn’t how you get there, it’s that you get there. If that’s what it took to get me where I’m at today, so be it.
I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.
The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it’s as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.
There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.
As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?
I’ve got mad energy for days. That’s what people can’t get their minds around. They say, ‘Oh, he’s going to crash.’ They try to apply all these common terms to a guy who is not common. I don’t fit into their little box.
I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadn’t earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast.
I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.
I’m tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.
For now, I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.