A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I’ve never been the same.
I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
There comes a moment when you know you just aren’t going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt.
Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean’s existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? – Bumper sticker.
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy’s Porsche.
I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?
Let me express how much I don’t care on a scale from one to bite me.
Come here often?? I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.
He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him.
I had a soft spot for crazy people.
A blank is the only thing I draw well. – T-SHIRT.
No dead people beyond this door,′ ” he read aloud from beyond the door. ” ‘And, yes, if you suddenly have the ability to walk through walls, you’re dead. You’re not lying somewhere in a drainage ditch waiting to wake up. Get over it, and stay the hell out of my bathroom.
Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible.
10 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure. – T-SHIRT.
I stretched as those three little words that every girl longs to hear slipped from his mouth with effortless ease. As though they did it every day. As Though they didn’t mean the world to me. With one corner of his mouth tipping sensually, he asked, “Want some coffee?” And I fell. I fell hard.
A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?” BUMPER STICKER.
Apparently, in high school, Cookie had been voted Person Most Likely to Die Any Second Now.