Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don’t want much else from them either.
Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done.
I know karate, and like two other Japanese words – T-SHIRT.
I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. – T-SHIRT.
While I was busy reminiscing about my first day on earth, I had forgotten that I was falling to my death. Damned ADD.
When I want your opinion, I’ll remove the duct tape. – T-SHIRT.
I chose the road less traveled. Now I’m lost.
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.
A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I’m pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I’ve never been the same.
I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means.
There comes a moment when you know you just aren’t going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt.
Have they even seen the Winchester boys? Sammy and Dean’s existence proves there is a god and she is a woman.
When fighting clowns, always go for the juggler.
Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? – Bumper sticker.
For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy’s Porsche.
I hardly loathe myself. Have you seen my ass?
Let me express how much I don’t care on a scale from one to bite me.
Come here often?? I asked instead, humoring no one but myself. So it was totally worth it.