I’m rich biotchh!
What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
You know, be able to do something great in your life, you’re gonna have to realize your failures. You’re gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak ‘job interview.’
I don’t want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear to God I hope it lands in Hartford, Connecticut.
Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
The worst thing to call somebody is crazy. It’s dismissive.
Most people don’t know what it’s like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It’s not like I’m doing heavy lifting up there. It’s not like I’m solving the world’s problems. It’s like I’m hanging out with a bunch of people and it’s cool.
I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it.
You got to be careful of the company you keep.
My father told me ‘Name your price in the beginning. If it ever gets more expensive than the price you name, get out of there.’
Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday.
The world can’t tell you who you are. You’ve just got to figure out who you are and be there, for better or worse.
I’m cool with failing so long as I know that there are people around me that love me unconditionally.
Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
My wife asked me once if I weren’t a comedian what I would do. I couldn’t answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
One of the things that happens when people make the leap from a certain amount of money to tens of millions of dollars is that the people around you dramatically change.