I support anyone’s right to be who they want to be. My question is: to what extent do I have to participate in your self-image?
My generation is under-entertained.
If I put forth a legitimate effort, then I feel like, if that doesn’t work out, that’s all I can do.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.
You can’t get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can’t get unfamous.
I’m famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You can’t count on it.
I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
If I can make a teacher’s salary doing comedy, I think that’s better than being a teacher.
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
People don’t know what it’s like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
I don’t normally talk about my religion publicly because I don’t want people to associate me and my flaws with this beautiful thing. And I believe it is beautiful if you learn it the right way.
The only way you can know where the line is, is if you cross it.
America, I appreciate you liking me.
You’ve got to say ‘yes’ to your destiny. Life’s happening right now, look around you. There goes some life. Come on, Mamma, live!
Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.
Fame for me is like a place, a country I’m taking a tour through.
I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.