Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.
People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage.
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
It’s a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.
There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am. It could be a right number.
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling.
A clean basement, garage and attic are signs of an empty life.
It’s your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.
How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
The trouble with the last snowfall of the season is that you can’t be sure.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it’s 20 below zero deserves consideration.