Honestly, I would eat cardboard rather than go back to eating animals.
You’re gonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance.
Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice.
Answers to Frequently Asked Questions: Yes. Yes. No. One time in high school. Three times in my twenties. Rocks no salt. Yes. Four. Never. And how dare you! I will take no further questions.
It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Beauty isn’t between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical.
If there weren’t blacks, Jews and gays, there would no Oscars. Or anyone named Oscar, if you think about that.
There are people who study germs. I believe they are called Germans.
It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it’s okay again. That’s what meditation is to me.
I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person.
Do you live each day as if it’s your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.
We’re just trying to find happiness in the bodies and minds we were given, like everyone else.
There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where’s the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?
We focus so much on our differences, and that is creating, I think, a lot of chaos and negativity and bullying in the world. And I think if everybody focused on what we all have in common – which is – we all want to be happy.
I think we need more love in the world. We need more kindness, more compassion, more joy, more laughter. I definitely want to contribute to that.
I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.
Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn’t enough. You also have to move the chair.
When your heart is broken, when your heart has cracks in it, it lets the light in.
You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.