Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It’s not easy to find those people all the time, but they’re out there.
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.
For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it’s a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses.
You’re never too old to play. You’re only too old for low-rise jeans.
I enjoy growing older and wiser and learning from my mistakes every single day.
You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
So excited for the Apple Watch. For centuries, we’ve checked the time by looking at our phones. Having it on your wrist? Genius.
When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it’s hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn’t feel like me.
When there’s time for whistling, there’s a lot of time on a show.
Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.
Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution. Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
All we have is here and now. That’s why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution.
I don’t need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I’m going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.
Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.
Trying to get the talk show, looking back on it, we had to beg a lot of station managers to pick up the show because people thought no one would watch it because I’m openly gay.
You can always tell when the relationship is over. Little things start getting on your nerves, ‘Would you please stop that! That breathing in and out, it’s so repetitious.’