Come on, if you don’t win tonight it doesn’t mean you’re not a good person, it just means you’re not a good actor.
You say you’re sick and tired of hearing about me? I’ve got news for you: I’M sick and tired of hearing about me.
You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that’s how it’s spelled.
Something big happened over the weekend. Something that affects everybody, all over the world. George Clooney got married.
I don’t understand the sizes anymore. There’s a size zero, which I didn’t even know that they had. It must stand for: ‘Ohhh my God, you’re thin.’
I like being busy and juggling a lot of things at the same time. I get bored easily, so I need to do a lot.
I’m not going to say who looks the most beautiful, but it’s clear. It’s Jared Leto. I mean, he’s the prettiest. Boy is he pretty.
I don’t want to take a pill. Go to Africa, go follow some bushman around. He’s being chased by a lion. That’s stress. You’re not going to find a pygmy on Paxil, I’ll tell you that right now.
Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers!
I didn’t go to college at all, any college, and I’m not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I’m a huge celebrity.
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
That’s what life is all about. There’s a lot of crying. So you’d better cry now and get used to it.
Though you feel you’re not where you’re suppose to be, you shouldn’t worry because that next turn that you take, it will lead you to where you wanna go.
Quick decision makers are often stuck behind annoying people in line at Starbucks.
I prefer to believe that people are good and honest and respect me enough to tell me the truth. It’s not easy to find those people all the time, but they’re out there.
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
Above all things physical, it is more important to be beautiful on the inside – to have a big hear and an open mind and a spectacular spleen.
So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.
Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.
For someone like me, who loves to sweat and push herself, it’s a challenge to slow down, to sit, to breathe and hold poses.