I get home at the end of the day and I don’t want to talk. All I want to do is lay on the floor and pet my dogs and my cats.
I feel like I have a hangover, without all the happy memories and mystery bruises.
Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don’t even have to be an issue.
It’s hard when paparazzi are photographing every single thing you do. I’m sure a lot of people made mistakes – they just were not documented the way they are now.
Be open to learning new lessons, even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday.
I’m sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and that doesn’t help.
I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.
It’s failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.
It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
I think there’s a whole bunch of things that go along with being a girl. You’re not supposed to have opinions or be tough or strong. You’re supposed to be soft and vulnerable, and I find those qualities important in both men and women.
I’m a lesbian, an Aquarian, and a vegetarian.
Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
I became vegan because I saw footage of what really goes on in the slaughterhouses and on the dairy farms.
I’m so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move.
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers. Because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
So many people prefer to live in drama because it’s comfortable. It’s like someone staying in a bad marriage or relationship – it’s actually easier to stay because they know what to expect every day, versus leaving and not knowing what to expect.
I learned compassion from being discriminated against. Everything bad that’s ever happened to me has taught me compassion.
I don’t consider myself an interviewer as much as an entertainer.
Things will get easier, people’s minds will change, and you should be alive to see it.