Haters are my motivators.
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada.
I love furniture. And I thought, why are we not seeing who’s making the cool new coffee table and these new designs that come out?
Please raise your children with love and non-judgement. Tell them everyone has the right to love who they want to love. It shouldn’t threaten you or who you are.
You just have to keep driving down the road. It’s going to bend and curve and you’ll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.
Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most.
My dream guests are really not so much celebrities. They’re people who are actually interesting and they’re doing something interesting with their lives or had an interesting experience in some way. I really enjoy talking to regular, everyday people.
What’s New Orleans without music? And what’s music without dancing?
If you’re in a position where you can help other people, there is nothing better in life than helping other people. Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!
It is a fundamental right for people to be allowed to love who they want to love and marry who they want to marry and stop holding on to some form of discrimination that it’s just isn’t fair.
This is my real secret to being a joyful person: I make my life easy. I spend more time being grateful for what I have instead of focusing on what isn’t working. I no longer believe that people have to do things my way and that I have to be perfect.
My life is perfect even when it’s not.
Take a nap in a fireplace and you’ll sleep like a log.
Standup is more me talking the entire time. There’s definitely an exchange of energy because that room, that audience, is giving back.
One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.
I really don’t think I need buns of steel. I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.
Emote. It’s okay. It shows you are thinking and feeling.
You know, it’s hard work to write a book. I can’t tell you how many times I really get going on an idea, then my quill breaks. Or I spill ink all over my writing tunic.
True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.
We’re told to go on living our lives as usual, because to do otherwise is to let the terrorists win, and really, what would upset the Taliban more than a gay woman wearing a suit in front of a room full of Jews?