Never follow anyone else’s path, unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost.
I think people need to laugh everyday. Whether the economy is good or bad, I think the most important thing is to laugh and to feel positive, if you are laughing at something positive. But if you are laughing at mean jokes then it’s a wash.
Be kind to one another. Bye, bye.
It makes a big difference in your life when you stay positive.
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren’t any space aliens. We can’t be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we’re not all there is. If so, we’re in big trouble.
When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn’t try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, “You may regret this,” would have been fine.
The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
Designing is my hobby. If I didn’t do what I do for a living – at some point when I don’t do this for a living – I’ll probably just do design work. I love finding really special pieces of furniture.
I hope I make people feel better. I hope I take people out of their situations a little bit and make them happier. That’s really why I do what I do.
I don’t really ever live my life in fear. I really live my life in gratitude and feeling positive for the most part.
I’m a godmother, that’s a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that’s cute, I taught her that.
There’s no one way to dance. And that’s kind of my philosophy about everything.
I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say the things I want to say and comment on.
I am saddened by how people treat one another and how we are so shut off from one another and how we judge one another, when the truth is, we are all one connected thing. We are all from the same exact molecules.
Just go up to somebody on the street and say ‘You’re it!’ and then run away.
It would be horrible to live with someone who didn’t like the same things you like.
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant.
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.
I would rather be the good aunt who never says anything bad and lets the parents discipline the child.