Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop.
TV show’s really quick. You’re in, you’re out. A film usually takes a lot longer. However, a voiceover is very much like TV in the sense that it’s really quick. For example, I did the movie Planes in one day.
Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.
Anything is possible as long as you’re focused, determined and you really want to do it.
I bought a Hummer before I bought a house, and then I bought a house. Every year, everything doubled. The work was doubling. The money was doubling. The popularity was doubling.
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.
I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don’t talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in trouble.
When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.
I know enough football to know that’s funny!
We can choose our family. We can’t choose our relatives.
Some comics don’t like it when people talk during the set, and it does get a little bit annoying after awhile, but I basically let people dictate what jokes I’m going to do.
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I’m doing. If I can keep this going, I’m happy.
I’m always ready for TV. I don’t have to edit my jokes – when you work clean, you can work anywhere.
And I don’t want you thinking that my girlfriend is a bad person. She is an amazing woman, the fact that I only have seven stories about her in eight years, says a lot. You know, don’t get me wrong, five of them happened this year, but that’s still way below the bar, you know what I am saying.
You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They’re just blown up Mexicans!
The only way I will do a sitcom is if it’s hurled at me, and I don’t have to work for it.
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge. The main reason he got into it is to do what he is doing now: film and television work.
As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I’m kind of jaded on everyone else.
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, ‘Oh, it’s fake.’ But it’s not about whether the guy wins or loses, it’s about how he entertains you the whole time you’re watching.