To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself.
Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.
When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
Don’t wait for the right opportunity: create it.
Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.
I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.
Heartbreak is life educating us.
A socialist is somebody who doesn’t have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.