All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
If it were legal, I'd marry food.
Love is being stupid together.
Today is Valentine’s Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.