You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don’t work out in real life, uh, Christianity.
Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
It is better to watch people do stuff than to do stuff.
All my life I’ve been an obese man trapped inside a fat man’s body.
For too much rest becomes a pain.
What is this word that broke through the fence of your teeth, Atreides?
For never, never, wicked man was wise.
Earth sounds my wisdom, and high heaven my fame.
Discourse, the sweeter banquet of the mind.
The melancholy joys of evils pass’d, For he who much has suffer’d, much will know.
If they think I’m going to stop at that stop sign, they’re mistaken!
A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
I want to be alone with my thoughts.
The strong must protect the sweet.
When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says everything’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong! And when a woman says something’s not funny, you’d better not laugh your ass off!
Now what is a wedding? Well, Webster’s dictionary describes a wedding as the process of removing weeds from one’s garden.
If it doesn’t have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
You can’t go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain’t ketchup!
Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.
My wife’s not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.