Not vain the weakest, if their force unite.
She spoke and loosened from her bosom the embroidered girdle of many colors into which all her allurements were fashioned. In it was love and int desire which steals the mind even of the wise.
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.
Zeus does not bring all men’s plans to fulfillment.
Urge him with truth to frame his fair replies And sure he will for Wisdom never lies.
Sinks my sad soul with sorrow to the grave.
The lot of man-to suffer and die.
To-morrow we embark upon the boundless sea.
But he whose inborn worth his acts commend, Of gentle soul, to human race a friend.
To labour is the lot of man below; And when Jove gave us life, he gave us woe.
Forgetful youth! but know, the Power above With ease can save each object of his love; Wide as his will extends his boundless grace.
Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.
Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin but what good does that do me?
Guns aren’t toys! They’re for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
Women are easy, state capitals are hard.
Just once I’d like someone to call me ‘Sir’ without adding ‘You’re making a scene.’
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
I’ve finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.