Hey,” Lula said to Ranger’s man.“You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don’t need plaster in it. Next time just shoot a hole is this punk-ass loser, will you?
It wasn’t exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight.” – Stephanie Plum.
These are desparate times.” – Stephanie Plum.
I don’t know much about cars,” Joyce said, “but I think someone took my engine.
I like my nuts,” Mooner said. “I don’t want them cut off. I’d be, like, nutless then.
Be still my heart.
It wasn’t my fault.
Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!
It’s not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple.
I figured I’d embellish the truth a little, since the police might not be up on the finer points of bounty hunterism and might not understand about commandeering.
In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.
You’re scum, Morelli! You’re scum!
Thank God for small favors.
I can’t squeeze to keep the breezers in.
I can’t help it. I’m just a big gasbag. I still got leftover barbeque gas.” She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long far. “Excuse me,” she said.
I heard about them Rangers on TV,” Grandma said. “I heard they get dogs pregnant.” -Grandma Mazur.
His can of pepper spray was bigger than my can of pepper spray.
My big move was to get out of my underpants without snagging my foot and falling on my face.
I could help you,” I said. “Counseling, drugs, a religious advisor, a girlfriend.
I liked you better when you had vordo.” “You’re not suggesting we do it in this tiny closet with two men watching television in the next room, are you?” “It’d be limiting,” Ranger said, “but at least you wouldn’t have your ass on the horn.