Omigod,? I said on a sudden flash of sleep-deprived insight. ‘You’re the big bad wolf.’ There are some similarities.
Good thing he’s dead,” Lula said, “or that would have hurt like the devil.
Has it ever occurred to you that you might be delusional?? That’s what the psychiatrist said, but I think he’s wrong. There’s an evil flying pizza out there, and it’s got Brenda’s name on it.
How was your day?” Morelli asked me. “Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven monkeys home with me.
Holy Crap,′ Carolli said. ‘You shot Jesus. That’s gonna take a lot of Hail Marys.
Excuse me?” I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. “Coffee? I thought we came here for pie.” “I don’t eat the kind of pie they serve here.” I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.
I’d slept with Ranger! Not sexually, of course. But I’d been in his bed. And then there was the evil shower gel. “It was all because of the shower gel,” I said. Morelli’s eyes narrowed. “Shower gel?” I made a major effort not to sigh. “Long story. You probably don’t want to hear it.
Hey,” Lula said to Ranger’s man.“You want to watch it? I just had my hair done. I don’t need plaster in it. Next time just shoot a hole is this punk-ass loser, will you?
It wasn’t exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight.” – Stephanie Plum.
These are desparate times.” – Stephanie Plum.
I don’t know much about cars,” Joyce said, “but I think someone took my engine.
I like my nuts,” Mooner said. “I don’t want them cut off. I’d be, like, nutless then.
Be still my heart.
It wasn’t my fault.
Damn, I thought everyone carried a gun in New Jersey!!!
It’s not a good idea to mess with a woman who has a pimple.
I figured I’d embellish the truth a little, since the police might not be up on the finer points of bounty hunterism and might not understand about commandeering.
In my father’s scheme of things, there were Italians and then there was the rest of the world.
You’re scum, Morelli! You’re scum!
Thank God for small favors.