I don’t feel any pressure to be funny at all. I’m funny because I want to be funny. I could sit here and be serious for an hour and you would go away and make me much funnier than I am.
The era of ‘yes’ has begun.
Come back here so that I may brain thee!
Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn’t eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Seuss inspired me to try cauliflower!
I love acting. I love play-acting. I love pretending. I love telling stories so whether they be comedic or serious or whatever, it doesn’t really matter to me. I enjoy telling a good story. I have it all in me.
When I started out. I’d drive a hundred miles to do my act for free.
But I refuse to believe that I am a better actor than myself.
If I’m not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
I’m not a bible thumper, I’m not any of that stuff, but I do believe that the force is with us.
I laugh at mistakes. I laugh at how you recover from mistakes.
I enjoy my life. The fame part of it freaked me out for a little while, and there are definitely times when it’s not so great to be special and known by everybody – you know, when you’re wearing the wrong thing, or just in a vulnerable place. But I’m good with my life now.
My father used to brag that I wasn’t a ham, I was the whole pig.
I like to enjoy life, I like to engage in life, so I would say I’m a yes man.
But, you know, you can’t be a star at home.
I absolutely want to have a career where you make’em laugh and make’em cry. It’s all theater.
Be grateful. Find something to be grateful for. Don’t do too many things that make you feel like you deserve to lose because we do program our own computers. I believe there is a plus and a minus column and if you end up on the minus column, your own conscience will make you lose.
All i want to make sure of is that she’s doing something she loves. watch your kids when they sit down and absolutely get lost in something. maybe that’s what they should be doing-the thing they’re dying to do all the time.
I think if we all acted the way we felt, four out of eight people at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing.
I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
I was on Prozac for a long time. It may have helped me out of a jam for a little bit, but people stay on it forever.