I was raised right – I talk about people behind their backs. It’s called manners.
I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.
I can criticize your religion all I want, and you can criticize mine. I don’t like this whole climate of, ‘You can’t ever say anything bad about the group I’m in, cause every group is untouchable.’ We can all criticize each other and engage in debate all we want.
I’m always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly. Constantly judging.
Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I’m not going to let that stand.
I prefer being known for my stand-up because I write it. I love being an actor, and saying other people’s words is great. But then, when I do stand-up, I love getting my own point of view out there.