A lot of stars don’t have a sense of humor.
So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.
Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn’t care less if it’s true.
Oh, I constantly say things that I regret. I mortify myself constantly. But that’s just part of the deal. I’m not really sure what’s going to come out of my mouth.
Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.
I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.
I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I’m going to bomb at.
I am in love with Larry David.
I do road gigs occasionally but I don’t want to go out on the road for months at a time.
I don’t like doing movies, period. Movies are hard. I like TV.
If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
I have a no-apology policy.
I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.
I’m on every worst-dressed list imaginable.
Remember, folks, I am a comedian, not a journalist.
Always and Forever is a Grandmothers love.
It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when in fact I have Pippa Middleton help me put my pants on every morning. She’s my lady-in-waiting as well.
I’m not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.
The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don’t know they are.
When I’m going to see a comedian, I don’t want to see them hold back, and when I’m reading a book, I don’t want to hear an abridged version.