For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
I always wondered why somebody doesn’t do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.
What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.
I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn’t want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it’s much too confining.
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you’re not considered well viewed.
When I’ve had a meltdown, people will say to me, “Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor.”
To me, “sexual freedom” means freedom from having to have sex.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all – I might have been willing to settle for less.
There’s so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.
Don’t be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It’s just a matter of timing. It’s like you’ve marked your territory.
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It’s the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest – then we can all die laughing.