The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
The road to success is always under construction.
Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.
Reality is a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
I always wanted to be something, but now I see I should have been more specific.
So if you’ve had a good time tonight, or if you’ve had a good time any night, for gosh sake’s why not drop a dollar in the mail to me?
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Wouldn’t it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.