I’m super-obsessed with ‘Intervention.’ I wrote a song about it.
I will never stop complaining.
I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!
Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.
If you say you’re not a feminist, you’re almost denying your own existence.
My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.
I don’t like to criticize music and I had a really hard time picking out the song I hate for this because I end up seeing and working with musicians all the time.
I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.
I have 3 dogs myself – I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn’t imagine my life without them.
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.
I was crazy about the song “Doot Doot,” so I usually love this genre of weird, European electronic.
I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the ’70s. I think it’s really great.
I think it is really sad that when people lose their homes they kind of lose their minds too.
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that’s my contribution.
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.
For women in my family, in Korean culture, women are really valued in their youth, and then when they get older, it’s like they almost become irrelevant.
I always felt like an outsider growing up. In school, I felt like I never fit in. But it didn’t help when my mother, instead of buying me glue for school projects, would tell me to just use rice.
Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.