Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
In America, I’m a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I’m a foreigner. I’m always a foreigner.
My life is anything but typical.
People are really terrified of me. I don’t know why, I’m very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.
Some people are that – more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Tattooing is my social life, too, so most of my time is taken up with that. People like Henry Lewis, Mike Davis at Everlasting Tattoo.
The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.
The newest victims of the nation’s foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.
The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it’s not easy for me.
To me, marriage is really important and what we build families on. That’s why gay marriage is really important.
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That’s a straight up Democrat move!
Why can’t all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can’t we can’t we all be considered possible love interests?
I’m super-obsessed with ‘Intervention.’ I wrote a song about it.
I will never stop complaining.
I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!
Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.
If you say you’re not a feminist, you’re almost denying your own existence.
My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.
I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.