Maybe nobody has a right to tell anybody to shut up. Maybe this is how wars get started, because someone tells someone else to shut up, and then no one will apologize.
When you feel like an outsider – for whatever reason – you spend a lot of time alone.
Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.
One of the many advantages of having a boyfriend who is half French is that his culinary repertoire extends beyond mac and cheese. Plus, there’s the kissing.
One of the reasons that I think I do love to write is because I did have a difficult childhood and not so great teenage years. It always helped me escape from my problems.
I snatched the paper away from Dopey. “Hey,” he yelled. “I was reading that!” “Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try,” I said.
She hadn’t slain the dragon. Not at all. She hoped no one ever would.
It’s so much easier to walk away than it is to have to explain to someone that you never want to see them again.
You know what you sound like? A jealous girl friend. And how are things on Planet You Wish?
I didn’t even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There’d probably be a apocalypse or something.
I swear, sometimes I am convinced my life is just a series of sketches for America’s Funniest Home Videos, minus all that pants-dropping business. Except my life really isn’t all that funny if you think about it.
So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink.
Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?
I know. I seriously need to just give up men entirely. I wonder if Episcopalians can enter convents?
Hormones are very powerful things. We are helpless in their wake.
Have you tried this shrimp? It’s freaking amazing. Would you get away from me? I hate you. You’re so moody. Just because I kidnapped you and tried to force you to be my girlfriend. I thought you would be over that by now.
Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan’s ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.
And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real. There’s clear and substantiated proof they were real.
What’s the point? was my attitude. We’re all just going to die and then NOT be let on the boat.
Oh, that’s just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don’t even believe me? I’m basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to say is that you think I’m not right in the head?