I’m the kind of person who would rather get my hopes up really high and watch them get dashed to pieces than wisely keep my expectations at bay and hope they are exceeded. This quality has made me a needy and theatrical friend, but has given me a spectacularly dramatic emotional life.
We never needed best friend gear because I guess with real friends you don’t have to make it official. It just is.
Boys let your parents pay for dinner when you all go out.
It wasn’t even one of those stoic pimples that goes quietly when you pop it; this one was cystic and painful and had roots that seemed to extend into my brain.
A not 100-percent-perfect-looking-in-every-way female? You might as well film a dead squid decaying on a beach somewhere for two hours.
It sounds odd, but cheerful is very hard to find in Los Angeles. I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful.
If you are going to ask your crush for their phone number, you are one of the small group of women I am so jealous of.
Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.
There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it.
Everyone should try to live their life like they’d like to be a role model.
I was kind of unfriendly and suspicious of everyone around me. I didn’t talk until I was about 15. It’s a kind of famous story at my house.
I have a personality defect where I REFUSE to see myself as an underdog.
There Has Ceased to Be a Difference Between My Awake Clothes and My Asleep Clothes.