I really love ‘Bridget Jones’s Diary’ – and I love the book, too. You wonder how it ever got made into a movie. She’s supposed to be chubby, and two of the hottest guys ever are straight-up fighting over her?
I’m not into red carpet looks where it’s clear the woman wanted to look like a pretty, pretty princess.
Not to be weird, but I still have an ongoing relationship with my mom, even though she passed away, and I’ve been surprised at how much I’ve been able to convey to her. Now I sound like a total weirdo, but that’s true.
People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are.
People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption.
Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion.
People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I’m just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What’s wrong with me?
Maybe the point is that any marriage is work, but you may as well pick work that you like.
I would rather have someone read my diary than look at my iPod playlists.
You always want to keep your look clean and elegant, but you don’t have to do the safe black-dress route. Have some fun! Wear something colorful with a hint of sparkle.
Skinny foodie, get away from me.
If I’m going to be a mess, I might as well be a hot mess, right?
I would love if gay men responded to me. All I want is for many gay men to dress up as me for Halloween.
To have a complete outfit designed, for me, is easier than trying to find pieces that work together.
Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It’s the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don’t like at work where you stop everything to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to someone. I feel like that’s for children.
Twitter is so short, it’s safe. I don’t want my bosses to be like, ‘Hey, your script is due and we saw you wrote four blog pages.’
I know a lot of people think of me and they like, oh that girl is really sexy, that girl is really put together, she would never do something as unladylike as a beet eating competition.
My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I’ve ever had in my life.
Couples are really funny, because if they are together, they can fight and do fun things together. In Jane Austen books, marriage is the end of the story, but I actually think a really funny couple could be a fun thing to watch.
I can’t have a big breakfast or a big lunch because I get very lethargic, and then I get really cranky. I eat, but I have to eat small, healthful amounts of food.